Deadline immediately it's for tomorrow
God this stuff is annoying. Comedy roasts is not my platform.
good as a wink to a blind bat..hows your father ? cooooooorrr lovely bangers ..geeeerccha ..i f**ked his wife to be ..she loves black cock..mines black she sucked it so hard... my mate f**ked his mum and sister...and he ****ed off his pet dog.... that should do it
Tell him his other mates are c**ts, especially the fella that suggested the fancy dress. Follow this up with a statement that you had thought of staying behind in London and boning his soon to be Mrs.
Then as utter silence fills the room you hold firm for a few seconds before laughing and hitting them with “oh you should see your faces”, much joshing will then ensue, playful punches around the ribcage etc.
Though secretly you have got your message across.
Truly, sw, you are a master of aggressive passive aggression
Only when you peel away the many hard as f**k external layers do you come across something even remotely interesting.
Even then you can take or leave it.
I am gonna kill it.
The roast of James Franco is a particular favourite of mine
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