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  1. #1

    I must be getting old. The junkmail in the post has changed.

    It's not longer porn catalogues

    It's life insurance, Art dealers updates.


  2. #2

    I got an over 50's death plan won at the weekend. Frown :parky****:


  3. #3

    Might as well pretend you are interested. You get a free pen.


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    Parker pens were all the rage at school.

    If you didn't have one of them 'your mum'


  6. #6

    The Mike Riley Plan


  7. #7

    Porn Catalogues?

    The closest I get is a quarterly Bravissimo catalogue.

    Sod

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    hehe I thought of Sod when I posted it.

    They always came in a rather distinctive brown envelope.

    Unrelated I had a card through the box saying I had missed a parcel but not really expecting anything. I went to go and get it and it's my bloody Meerkat for my car insurance.

    I was very disappointed. Almost as as annoyed when I got a card another time went all the way to pick it up. And it was a bloody advent calendar from an online gambling site.

  9. #9

    Targeted direct mail SSPTT.

    Perhaps based on a very detailed socio-economic profiling data model.

    Junk mail is the stuff that a young lad, often of foreign origin, is paid to dump en masse into every letter box in a road or estate. You know the sort of things, pizza menus etc.

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