Right, let's quit f**king about, HERE'S a shed.

**Sir Charlie of Nicholas** · 03-16-2015, 04:03 PM

**Berni** · 03-16-2015, 04:04 PM

**Sir Charlie of Nicholas** · 03-16-2015, 04:05 PM

Yee-haw!

**Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler** · 03-16-2015, 04:05 PM

**Berni** · 03-16-2015, 04:06 PM

**Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler** · 03-16-2015, 04:10 PM

A shed is a shed, not a second f**king home.

**Berni** · 03-16-2015, 04:13 PM

Indeed, it seems an admirable way to ensure marital harmony. Just have different houses.

**Sir Charlie of Nicholas** · 03-16-2015, 04:14 PM

And a lock on the inside of the door. Know what I mean? Eh?

**Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler** · 03-16-2015, 04:16 PM

A sound system also. So basically a pub.

Rocky ground when you have a pub in your garden.

**Sir Charlie of Nicholas** · 03-16-2015, 04:07 PM

I've no idea where the lawnmower lives, to be honest.

My gardener's only got one ear. He claims to have lost one when he dived into a lake to rescue a drowning man, and, upon safe arrival back on shore, a branch fell off a tree, onto his ear, tearing it from his head.

I believe not one single word of this.

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Right, let's quit f**king about, HERE'S a shed.

It looks like the sort of place you'd sit outside in a rocking chair cradling a shotgun,

Gobbing baccy juice at a raccoon.

So your lawnmower goes in the bedroom I assume?

That's a rather personal question to ask about a chap's wife, sw

Perhaps but I can't help but think Sir C is losing the essence of the shed.

I think it would be handy if you had a row and could just f**k off to your luxury shed.

With curtains.

Then your luxury shed woudl need a leather chair, draught beer and salted snacks.

No, the gardener puts that somewhere else.

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