'Liquid faecal excrement'

**Berni** · 03-16-2015, 09:35 AM

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/aviation/11472627/British-Ai rways-flight-to-Dubai-forced-to-return-to-Heathrow-due-to-sm elly-poo-in-toilet.html

**Monty91** · 03-16-2015, 09:38 AM

given that most people skim reading it will assume he was the dirty depositer of said liquid feacal excrement.

**Berni** · 03-16-2015, 09:41 AM

attempt to deny culpability.

'He who denied it supplied it imo'.

**Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler** · 03-16-2015, 10:30 AM

Given they had a trolley full of various sprays they could simply have lashed a load of that in and stuck a sign on the door.

Perhaps even a male flight attendant stood by the door suggesting "I would give it five minutes if I were you".

**Classic Jorge** · 03-16-2015, 10:31 AM

**Berni** · 03-16-2015, 10:31 AM

**Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler** · 03-16-2015, 10:36 AM

Stops your sly secret smoke in the jacks.

Never mind the fella in row 10 constructing an ad-hoc explosive device from his Lynx deodorant and 150ml toothpaste, it's the smoker you want to catch.

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Bit harsh to use a massive photo of Hertsmere councillor Abhishek Sachdev in the story,

Well I'm rather suspicious of quite how anxious he was to put his head above the parapet in a clear

Sounds extreme to turn back.

Now I've just got this in my head

Or light a match imo.

I think your modern plane has alarms for these things.

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