Not being rude, but if you’re a Christian and you have a Muslamic telling you he’ll cut your head

[Monty91]

off if you don’t convert to Islam, and you refuse because of your own pig-headed and dogmatic ‘faith’ , I’m not sure I have an awful lot of sympathy for you.

[Pat Vegas]

he clearly is breaking the 10 commandments of his religion so how can you trust him to be a good and proper Muslimist?

[Berni]

:shrood:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm not doing as I'm told by any Muslamic type, or indeed any f**ker, unless he be a duly appointed officer of the law, an Arsenal steward, or a Parky.

[Pat Vegas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

And then when the attacker has calmed down convert back.

You could even do the original conversion with your fingers behind your back as to make the whole thing null and void.

[Berni]

However, I suppose I might feel differently if I believed in things like eternal life, souls and whatnot.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

This post is brought to you by UKIP.

[Berni]

Admittedly, compared to your head it's not a big deal, but still.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

No, no, it's out of the question, I'm afraid.