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Thread: El Diego, 54, and his 24 year old girlfriend

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    El Diego, 54, and his 24 year old girlfriend

    Quite frankly I'm not sure what's more worrying. The fact the age gap is older than her or that he looks more and more like Johnny Vegas.

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    I think he looks remarkably well for a chap who used to look like this.

    Although obviously, the age gap is still disgusting.


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    I'm not so sure that is better than this...

    The age gap is fine though [insert Jack from On The Busses cackle here]

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    Nono One must be consistent.

    If this is wrong (which it most certainly is), then Diego's tubby, sweaty, hairy little self all over that young lovely must be equally wrong.


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    At least she looks happy. The face of that young boy screams "HEEEEELLLLLPPPPP".


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    I think it says: "Just keep thinking about the money. Just keep thinking about the money."


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    And "I don't even like cock!"


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    Do you often find yourself wondering what sort of portion Stephen is packing in the

    trouser department? I do.

    I suspect it may be a python-like monster with an angry, pulsating purple head, and quite possibly a hairy stem.

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    That's fair enough, I think. If we may leave the bedroom door firmly closed for a moment,

    if marriage isn't about security, then what is it about?

    If it's going to be all about financial arrangements, rather than raising families, then it seems unfair to deny homos, of both sexes, its benefits.

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    talking of which, I happened upon 'Cucumber' on C4 last night.

    bizarre.

    Are all gaybos utterly promiscuous?

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