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Thread: A few days back I was presented with a lot of 'Unequivocal FACTS' about musicians

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    A few days back I was presented with a lot of 'Unequivocal FACTS' about musicians

    Elvis was 'Good' up until Vegas. He then became 'Great'

    Genesis only became unlistenable (popular) after the departure of Hackett not Gabriel.

    It is not possible to listen to a Massive Attack album without wanting to get stoned, even if it is the first time you have heard one and you have never smoked in your life.

    Thunder does happen when it is not raining

    Jim Morrison and Kate Bush are the sexiest musicians ever.

    Simon carried Garfunkel

    There were more, as the conversation went on long into the night and long into the Port reserves, but I cannot recall them all.

    I actually go along with the first one.




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    The second one isn't too wide of the mark - Hackett was a superb guitarist.

    I watched the BBC 4 special on Friday - the other conclusion that I came to is that Tony Banks is a massive(ly successful) prick.

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    Eddie Van Halen got tounge cancer from holding guitar picks in his mouth and not all the

    cigarettes he smoked and still smokes.

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    hehe I saw that too, it was all a bit 'Pern' in places.

    Did you see the live show? Phil got so bored during the synth solos that he went back to drumming.

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    Tony Banks Bankstatement. Puke Must be the worst title ever.


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    I watched that too, that whole screed of posh prog is fascinating

    None of them are a patch on Throtch though


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    All Peter Frampton's teeth fell out due to the vibrations caused by his repeated use of the talk box

    Now THAT my friend, is a FACT.

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    You realise that post was very Danny Baker, don't you?


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    Nah - I could only put up with so much. Doesn't surprise me through.


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