aside like that?
stoat's droning on about I have to read it in Chrome. Then when I want to reply and tell him what errant piss he is spouting again, I have to go back over to IE.
You haven't, sort of, un-friended me have you C?
aside like that?
That's right. 'Oaf'.
Oaf. (n.) Unintelligent, tall clumsy person with large hands and feet, and a small
*****.
with the kids and doing upspeak?
Me an oaf? Goats and monkeys man, I have one of the most refined intellects on this board. I mean, have you never read my Nigella opus? Could an oaf compose such exquisite love poetry?
Oh Nigella, sweet Nigella
I'm as blind as Helen Keller
For where other men see fat I just see fine.
Oh your arse is small and sweet
Well proportioned and petite
and your ****, I shouldn't wonder, smells divine.
Could an oaf produce such perfect scansion and metre as this!
Generally I believe the board is quite buggered.
Oh boy I'm in the **** now
make up.
Woman in dramatic weight fluctuation sensation