In spite of all the available buxom wenches George Clooney picks a stick figure to marry.

[Gunner Since Time Began - born to moan]

[Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))]

I give them 3 years before it all goes

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Jesus f**king Christ.

[Berni]

These are the important things in any relationship...in the Third World

[Classic Jorge]

What *was* he thinking?

[Classic Jorge]

Mind you, Penny has a fine set of norms on her.

Maybe gtsb has a point.

[Berni]

For instance, no-one wants to f**k Shami Chakrabarty, do they?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Whinging cow. (Probably).

[Berni]