then he goes and puts his trampy leather hands on mine to block the wind
That's how you get leprosy. And AIDS, obvs.
Make it the last time you offer him a light.
You'd have been proud of me.
In winter time a few years ago I was at work, it was absolutely freezing (around -15 degrees celsius or summink)and I saw a homeless guy with his shopping cart freezing his *******s off in the snow outside. I bring him a large hot cup of coffee and he bloody declined saying: "Thanks, but I don't drink coffee". The nerve!
Few weeks later I offered another homeless man who said he needed cigarettes a pack of menthol ones(I was holding 'em for a friend, I can assure you), and he goes: "I don't smoke menthol".
Ungrateful *******s the lot* of 'em.
*two of them at least
You autist
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