Congratulations to Monty and Pokster for the longest rally since the Paris Dakar

[Classic Jorge]

And double congratulations to any of you f**kers who read the whole thing.

Can you precis it for me?

[Mc Gooner]

Entree

Pokster "You're a fanny"
Monty "Probably"
rpt ad nauseum

Fin

[Ashberto]

[redgunamo]

Except when we shouldn't

[redgunamo]

[Monty91]

£150k+ p/w not massively compromise our ability to keep our wage bill FFP-compliant, given the inevitable snowball effect on the rest of the squad's demands for parity?

[Billy Goat Sverige]

wages increased to around the £100k mark when they signed their new deals.

I think his age and where he played is irrlevant in terms of what others in the squad expect to get paid. Simply seeing someone else on much more than them will make them want an increase.

[redgunamo]

Not for me though, of course.

[Monty91]

and becoming our highest earner (by some distance) and a 21 year old from France. I've even seen reports that Hazard is on £180k.

Surely, even if we are in a much better financial position, we still aren't flush enough for that?

[Pokster]

I think that just about sums it up