Went to give my statutory declaration at court this morning. Was a bit scarier than I'd

[Monty91]

expected

Prosecutor gave me the full Larry David eyes and started asking me weird hypothetical questions that made me want to kick him in his ugly Jew face (the c**t was definitely a kike).

Now have to decide whether to plead guilty or not guilty.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Less of a stretch.

[Monty91]

I'm pretty sure I need to plead not guilty to the charge, since I was unable to avoid committing the alleged offence due to not receiving any of the original correspondence (albeit due to my own error) relating to it.

[Classic Jorge]

Cant you plead guilty to the original and not guilty to the administrative complications?

Also, I cant hear the phrase "jew face" without thinking of Susie Green

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Fundamentally you did not inform the police of who was driving the car by the required date.

You plead guilty and your legal chap explains the background, judge gives you a wee fine.

You plead not guilty and your legal chap explains the background, thing is you are still 100% guilty of the actual charge which I am sure even an argumentative c**t like you will accept. Judge gets annoyed by your time wasting and you get a bigger fine.

Either way you’re getting fined. Your defence is your stupidity or laziness or complete disregard for the road traffic by-laws (or whatever).

Both ways you are guilty.

[Red N White Army]

[Monty91]

[Monty91]

committed a motoring offence.

[Classic Jorge]

[Monty91]

which it should do, given I am quite obviously a nice respctable jewish boy n'all.