I've got to be nonce-checked to gain access to my home airfield now. The reason? 'Security'.

**Sir Charlie of Nicholas** · 02-17-2014, 04:50 PM

Because Al-Qaeda are going to blow up Biggin Hill airport using a crack squad of Charlie Chesters, are they?

I've only been flying there for 29 years. I'm obviously a security risk.

Bloody socialists.

**Curly** · 02-17-2014, 04:56 PM

You could be one of them thar lily-white wooly faces imo

**Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))** · 02-17-2014, 04:58 PM

Enjoy your time at Guantanemo...

**Classic Jorge** · 02-17-2014, 05:03 PM

**Classic Jorge** · 02-17-2014, 05:01 PM

I'm more than happy to write a letter in support stating in no uncertain terms how you have never molestered me, and also that it wasnt for the want of trying, even when I wore that leather schoolboy's outfit.

**Sir Charlie of Nicholas** · 02-17-2014, 05:03 PM

The c**ts want me to wear a hi-viz jacket as well. c**ts.

**Classic Jorge** · 02-17-2014, 05:08 PM

**Sir Charlie of Nicholas** · 02-17-2014, 05:09 PM

I held the record for being fined at Carlisle airport for refusing to wear one.

Now they chuck you off

**Snin** · 02-17-2014, 05:07 PM

**Witharby 2-3 weeks** · 02-17-2014, 05:24 PM

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I've got to be nonce-checked to gain access to my home airfield now. The reason? 'Security'.

wd the authorities

Posting scanned and recorded by the NSA, CIA, NTSB, MI5/6

"Look here, I've had just about enough of you ruddy socialists. This is the worst holiday ever!"

Blimey, we think Rich is bad. At lest he doesnt have his own airfield

ty j. Your testimony could tip the balance in my favour.

I have an allergy to tabbards

Me too.

maybe they mistook your look for Gary Glitter ?

You'll be ok. Just tell them you like gladiators

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