"There are over seventeen thousand golf courses in America, they average over one hundred and fifty acres a piece. That’s three million plus acres, four thousand, eight hundred and twenty square miles. You could build two Rhode Islands and a Delaware for the homeless on the land currently being wasted on this meaningless, mindless, arrogant, elitist, racist, there’s another thing; the only blacks you’ll find at country clubs are carrying trays. And a boring game. A boring game for boring people.
You ever watch golf on television? It’s like watching flies f**k!"
has been cited as evidence that he's disappeared firmly up his own arsehole
Still the best stand up in the world today.
You'll appreciate this, Marc Maron interviewing Simon Amstell and them both gushing over him.
http://www.wtfpod.com/podcast/episodes/episode_465_-_simon_a mstell
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