Have we signed the triple threat yet from Madrid?

[Pat Vegas]

[Dutch Gooner]

[One Wilf Copping]

The Real President Florentino Pérez has previous form for this kind of deal. In 2009 he forced Arjen Robben and Wesley Sneijder out of the club against their will and despite being under contract to subsidise his expensive signings of Kaká, Ronaldo, Xabi Alonso and Karim Benzema...