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Thread: I'd rather watch Gervinho farting than watch those two crap, boring teams.

  1. 08-26-2013, 08:25 PM #1
    Mo Britain less Europe
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    I'd rather watch Gervinho farting than watch those two crap, boring teams.

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  2. 08-26-2013, 08:27 PM #2
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    I had to help my disabled mother up three flights of stairs instead of watching the game

    Sounds like I got the better end of the deal
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  3. 08-26-2013, 08:33 PM #3
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    I watched 'Attack of the Zeppelins" on C4.

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  4. 08-26-2013, 08:33 PM #4
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    Couldn't find one of Gerv, but here's Jack letting rip of a wet one

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  5. 08-26-2013, 08:36 PM #5
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    She's spry with a hand up her dress. Almost glides up the stairs as she squeals excitedly

    I also like the tame effort to pull her hemline down. Nice touch. She's all class.
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  6. 08-26-2013, 08:37 PM #6
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    I had to help my uncle Jack off his horse

    Thank Christ for the shift key
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  7. 08-26-2013, 08:40 PM #7
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    I don't think there is any correct way to respond to that

    Without wishing cancer on you and yours, so I shan't bother.

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  8. 08-26-2013, 08:43 PM #8
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    Wait. What? Help your Uncle Jack dismount, or help your uncle milk dobbin's dong?

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  9. 08-26-2013, 08:46 PM #9
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    Yes, that's the moral high ground.

    Of course, I don;t know your mum and wouldn't suggest anything of the sort were this not lalaland on the interweb.
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