on the bench?
Why sign Higuain? we have Bendtner.
you could for instance contact Swansea and say "Here's 12 million we want Williams tomorrow morning" and then when you put the phone down call Real Madrid and say "Whatever Manure are willing to pay for Ozil, we will add a million on"
Then maybe look at players like Ozil etc etc. If you're playing football manager however that's a different story....
you daft cnut