Where are you Herbert? I need entertaining!!!
Oh Nigella, sweet Nigella
there's a dark and dirty cellar
where I've thrown the **** who siezed you by the throat.
He has been eviscerated
and his cock's been amputated
and I've carved a large "H.C." into his boat.
for a paucity of 'hairy growler' references.
I am giving you an imaginary footrub.
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