Daddy
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/michael-es sien-calling-jose-mourinho-daddy-public-again-205246743--sow .html
http://www.givemesport.com/347840-michael-essien-to-follow-d addy-back-to-chelsea
“We have a very good relationship. I understand him very well. Daddy knows I can play in any position he wants me to, except goalkeeper,”
Wenger out.
Then again he wouldn't have been able to score that ridicules equaliser all those years ago