I bet the cabinet sit around in quilted bomber jackets with special patches... Then Boris arrives with a beret and a pulllover with epaulets.
Dave puts on his sincere, serious face, then smiles and says "This calls for C.O.B.R.A."
I did (until I was 8)...
"Theresa, George, Nick, Boris, advance in single file!"
They actually sold it on the back of the gripping rubber hands. A major breakthrough in mid-70s toy technology!
parachuting, etc he got to art school using some of the old images