This match is bent. For both of Benfica's goal chances they just did not show total

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

physical commitment to getting it in the net. My suspicions were totally confirmed when their keeper, under no pressure whatsoever, eschewed an easy catch to punch, with both hands, the ball back into a danger area.

If you can get both fists to a ball you can catch it. The only exception is if the ball comes at venomous pace and is moving around. There was no pace on it. Bent!

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]