Dunno about anyone else, but I'm racking my brains for an 'It's a Knockout' pun.

**Berni** · 05-02-2013, 11:15 AM

So far I have nothing better than the obvious Knockout/Cock out rhyme.

And, since we this far have no evidence that he actually did get his cock out, that doesn't really work.

Most disappointing.

**Monty91** · 05-02-2013, 11:24 AM

His last offence was 1986!

**Sir Charlie of Nicholas** · 05-02-2013, 11:26 AM

THEIRS DIRTY PEEDOES EVRYWEAR!

**Witharby 2-3 weeks** · 05-02-2013, 11:26 AM

**Berni** · 05-02-2013, 11:27 AM

**Berni** · 05-02-2013, 11:30 AM

Or, if it's *****s 'creeps suzette' perhaps? Ahaha.

**Classic Jorge** · 05-02-2013, 11:31 AM

Because, as you've already identified, the punning potential is tiny

**Snin** · 05-02-2013, 11:31 AM

**Snin** · 05-02-2013, 11:32 AM

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=suzette&client=firefox -a&hs=26D&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB

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**Classic Jorge** · 05-02-2013, 11:32 AM

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Dunno about anyone else, but I'm racking my brains for an 'It's a Knockout' pun.

Someone told me today it was "too soon" to make jokes about it

This is no time for puns, man. This is a time for pitchforks and flambeaux!

No, it's been off the telly for years now

Perhaps they meant that they're a big Start Hall fan and needed time to mourn?

Sadly, your use of the word 'flambeaux' just brings to mind crepes suzette.

This isnt a joking matter

oooo suzzette sounds like a little young filly imo ...a little suze so to speak

indeed many nice little suzettes

Like one of the waitresses in Allo Allo

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