To the tune of "Wenger's Magic Hat" aka - My Old man's a Dustman


Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

When I met Arsene Wenger's Mum
she said to me, I quote
"I found an old blue sleeping bag
and made my son a coat

When stevie Bould espied it
he loved it I could tell
I said 'sort out that back four son
and you'll get one aswell'

But Stevie whined 'I fear Madame,
my chances will be slight
because my raw materials
are utter, fúcking ****e'"