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Thread: Speaking of driving, was driving towards some red traffic lights this morning.

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    Speaking of driving, was driving towards some red traffic lights this morning.

    Had slowed to about 20mph when a fúcking massive bloke in a flourescent orange road maintenance jacket and holding a carton of tea started to walk across the path of my car. I could see he had a face on and was mouthing something that appeared to be directed at me, even though as far as I was aware I'd not yet done anything wrong in terms of my driving. By walking across me he basically forced me to come to a stand-still, at which point I motioned with my hand that he could pass, at which point he shouted "fúck off, prick" before walking round the side of my car, I suspected from his body language to see if the passenger door was unlocked.

    Nice to start to the day I normally have to at least log on to Awimb before someone tells me to fúck off


  2. #2

    Are you driving an actual grown up man's car on your own now?


  3. #3

    anti semitic polish road worker ? or you missed the road closed sign further back


  4. #4

    Have you stopped shaking yet?


  5. #5

    anti semitic polish? Herr Sheen? Furher Muscle?


  6. #6

    do you drive an Audi A3? he was completely justified if so.


  7. #7

    I was looking for clues. If he said cheap 40p energy drink rather than tea I would have agreed.

    or perhaps a lidl bag. or a beer can in a paper bag.

  8. #8

    Semite Bang


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  10. #10

    Sounds like Marve.


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