Also I have a few objections to the idea of a fudge packing baby, both practical and moral objections.
In fact, I think it would be far, far more preferable than watch a load of brain dead corn state jock date rapists play a gayer, only slightly less ****, version of rugby
1. Most of those rape cases never make it to court.
2. The vast majority are technically university graduates
3. There is far less teste grabbing than rugby
Rugby is literally the worst sport in the world though, it's like some Frankenstein's Monster of Football. Bizarro ball imo