So, Who out of the current squad would you like to go to a pub with and get trollied?

[canary dwarf]

I vote Per. I bet he gets mental.

Schshzhhsney- Cant handle his drink
Sagna- Jealously texting his missus every thrity seconds
TV5- Lectures on the art of of mayonnaise
Per- Mental
Kos- Looks up to Per, tries hard.Good lad
Gibbs- Sits awkwardly in the corner rubbing his knee
Arteta- puts spraklers in everything
Podolski - Annoying drunk, sinister glares. Slightly mental
Santos- Juggles peanuts
Giroud- Cant help but stick his ***** in his G&T
Walcott- Stalls on what to drink, chooses lemonade. Cnut.
Cazorla- still coming back from South America.

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Pokster]

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Pokster]

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Luis Anaconda]

and bring their missusses along

[Monty91]

for a romantic cocktail overlooking the Thames

[canary dwarf]

[Peter]