Does one need a passport to visit Vatican city?

[Pat Vegas]

I've heard you need one for Pimlico so just thought i;d check

[JUNGLEMAN]

[wibble the lobster]

1. are you the pope

2. are you a child molesting priest on the run form the authorities hoping to be smuggled in under a nun's habit

3. are you planning to arrive there by parachute drop without going through Italy

If none of the above apply you might wish to carry a passport

[Pat Vegas]

[wibble the lobster]

[canary dwarf]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

You do probably need your head examined all the same.

[Pat Vegas]

[canary dwarf]

I liked that bit. Well, I would have had there not been a be crossed army of jobsworths screaming "SSSSIIILENCIO" in everyones faces every three seconds.

Thanksfully I don't speak Italian, so just kept gasping in loud awe.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Seen one church seen them all.