Oh Nigella, Sweet Nigella >>

**Herbette Chapman - aged 15** · 10-29-2012, 09:08 PM

I would stick an umber-ella
Up me jap's eye, if you ordered me to do it.
I would eat a pasta parcel
off yer dirty unwashed arse'ole
And I'd use your **** for seasoning me suet.

**arse-nick (avid-analogue-addict)** · 10-29-2012, 09:12 PM

**KACB** · 10-29-2012, 09:13 PM

**bostonbrian** · 10-29-2012, 09:13 PM

**barrybueno** · 10-29-2012, 09:13 PM

You don't compare to a creamy Stella.
Don't come round here,
I'd rather my beer,
I'll leave you to that old Awimb fella

**arse-nick (avid-analogue-addict)** · 10-29-2012, 09:16 PM

**Herbette Chapman - aged 15** · 10-29-2012, 09:19 PM

you're all crying like big babies because there's a bit of a gale blowing up.

**bostonbrian** · 10-29-2012, 09:20 PM

**Herbette Chapman - aged 15** · 10-29-2012, 09:21 PM

**Herbette Chapman - aged 15** · 10-29-2012, 09:23 PM

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Oh Nigella, Sweet Nigella >>

She gets right on my tits.

I bet Herbs would love to get right on her tits

Meh..not your best effort at all Herbs

Re: Oh Nigella, Sweet Nigella >>

I reckon they may be a tad affect by gravity these days. Nice lips though.

If you ever doubt the perfect scansion of my ditties it's because you've read it wrong. I hear

to awimb's new poet laureate!

Just imagine her in a basque! I bet her rasberries visibly pulsate and throb

And to you...awimb's new homo-laureate

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