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Thread: Music Sweaty Betty ( Macc Lads) - In honor of GSTB thread below

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    Music Sweaty Betty ( Macc Lads) - In honor of GSTB thread below

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNG7fgwrWBQ

    She wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm.
    Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm.
    But after ten pints, she looked quite fit,
    Couldn't wait to get my hands on her flabby tits.
    Slap that and ride the ripples, just got to get my gob round her greasy nipples.
    Flabby arse, sweaty breasts, thirty eight chins, she was a mound of flesh.
    Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of pies,
    Sweaty Betty, she's got enormous thighs,
    Sweaty Betty, have you smelled her breath?
    Sweaty Betty, she'd crush a man to death.

    I knew that she wanted me to shag her, so I stabbed her cont with my mutton dagger.
    I couldn't believe the size of her bum,
    She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.
    I've seen nowt like it since the day I was born,
    But you know me, I'll shag owt that's warm.

    Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of chips,
    Sweaty Betty, she's got massive tits,
    Sweaty Betty, she's got a huge vagina,
    Sweaty Betty, you'd fit a bus inside her,
    She's so obscene, three tons of margarine,
    She's like a lump of lard
    But Sweaty Betty makes my willy hard.


    ©1983 The Macc Lads

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    Best Band ever!


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    That's where I nicked the 'ride the ripples' line from.


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    Thats not very nice 'Mud, they are the greatest band in history

    They dont like pakys though so I can see why you may not like them.

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    Are you flirting with me?


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    Great call mate, it was your classic quote that sent me back to Macc Lads:nod:


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    Macclesfield.


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