the winner was a some dude who got silver in the real olypics but has his eye poked out what the fkin point of that (excuse the pun).
Apart from Wheelchair Rugby, of course. Which is ace 'cos you see raspberries flopping about on the floor like gaffed fish and - apparently - don't have to feel guilty about laughing. Brilliant.
I haven't really got the whole Olympics thing, if I'm honest. It's the sport equivalent of Methadone, really.
the winner was a some dude who got silver in the real olypics but has his eye poked out what the fkin point of that (excuse the pun).
That's not sport. That's a freakshow, ffs. How's an honest, modern gentleman like yourself supposed to bet on c**tery like that, t?
Oh, and you are obliged to use the term 'inspirational' at least once when you mention it.
I did like that midget swimmer though, like the human equivalent of a penguin. Genius.
But I never doubted we would. For all our faults, we are really good at this **** and always have been. Never doubted for a moment we'd do the lympics well.
I just hate the idea of it making London a less vicious and hateful place. See, I love that about London.
I missed the whole thing, myself. I literally have no frame of reference, I'm like Steve Buscemi in The Big Lebowski.
I've watched a bit of the paras but to be honest, it's really difficult to tell what's wrong with most of them. I know badges would not be cool but in many ways it would have been helpful.
I have to be honest: it makes me vomit a bit, but I'm glad I live in a megacity that has nicer people than me in it.
Don't worry, it'll wear off soon enough.
I mentioned I was stabbed twice today and people audibly gasped.
discus thrower? Paralympian my arse. he had nothing more than a bit of a gammy leg.