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  1. I am confident about our security measures, mm....

    I am confident about our security measures, mm. Anyway, Barney would kill anyone who tried to nick him.
  2. You are too kind, h. Your words have brought a...

    You are too kind, h. Your words have brought a tear to my eye this morning.

    If only I’d had the option of having this piggy snout removed and replaced with something a little more delicate. It’s...
  3. She’s a clever once and no mistake, b.

    She’s a clever once and no mistake, b.
  4. Thread: I'm back

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    As if I’d do a thing like that. :rolleyes: How...

    As if I’d do a thing like that. :rolleyes:

    How about the girl?
  5. Such perfectly excellent questions! Barney's...

    Such perfectly excellent questions!

    Barney's favourite food is carrots, but he's only allowed the odd one now and again as a snack because they're too sugary.

    The vet believes he is around 5...
  6. For those of you who know me and Mrs C and might be interested

    Mrs c has created this extremely clever video thing.

    If you're not interested, you can either moan about it being boring or you can just ignore this post entirely. :thumbup:
    ...
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    Sounds idyllic p. Yes, the country life is the...

    Sounds idyllic p. Yes, the country life is the one for me.

    My horses (ponies really) were abandoned by pikies. Sorry, I mean 'members of the travelling community'. Evil *******s.

    I love my...
  8. He's better than Gervinho because once every 10...

    He's better than Gervinho because once every 10 games he strikes the ball quite cleanly.

    That's all I've got.
  9. Thread: I'm back

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    I'd be happy to teach your son anything you like...

    I'd be happy to teach your son anything you like m, at half the price those bandits are charging you.
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    I've always had a soft spot for the big skies of...

    I've always had a soft spot for the big skies of the fens. Possibly a little bleak in January?

    I've moved into horse rescue, pj. I spent my days shovelling ****e.

    Love it.
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    Good Lord pj, further north in Lincolnshire?...

    Good Lord pj, further north in Lincolnshire? Isn’t that called Yorkshire?

    la’s still drunk and fash is complaining. Plus ša change, eh?
  12. Thread: Mustafi gone.

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    Mustafi gone.

    Such a strange one. At times he looked like an absolutely brilliant defender, whilst at others... he didn't.

    He should be ever remembered for having the ugliest forename ever to play for the...
  13. Thread: I'm back

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    Just keep bluffing old chap. I’m convinced that’s...

    Just keep bluffing old chap. I’m convinced that’s what everyone does. You’ll be grand, I’m sure.
  14. Thread: I'm back

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    Well, there's been this flu thing, see? Most of...

    Well, there's been this flu thing, see? Most of the people who used to post here are all dead now.

    Are you and the family well? Are you engaged in gainful employment?
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    'fewer' sheep.

    'fewer' sheep.
  16. I don't mind United winning it. It's natural for...

    I don't mind United winning it. It's natural for United to win it.
  17. It's a lend, isn't it? "Neither borrower nor...

    It's a lend, isn't it?

    "Neither borrower nor lender be." That's my motto, la. Well, I didn't make it up, you understand. But I very much approve of the sentiment.
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    Well, he’s not orange, anyway. His live for the...

    Well, he’s not orange, anyway. His live for the ‘RA suggests a degree of pig ignorance... and his little girl hair sniffing suggests a degree of creepy *****ness. Otherwise, clearly a top bloke
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    Good Lord! A pair of Taffs there.

    Good Lord! A pair of Taffs there.
  20. Big in Egypt? I thought that was his brother,...

    Big in Egypt? I thought that was his brother, Howard Carter?
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    Yes, we scored aftera couple of minutes and...

    Yes, we scored aftera couple of minutes and thought we might even get through.

    Then we spent half an hour standing in a blizzard next to an Autobahn trying to flag down a taxi :hehe:
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    Wait, it was 7 years ago! But look at our...

    Wait, it was 7 years ago! But look at our midfield that night:

    :love: Arteta Ramsey Roscky Cazorla :love:
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    I think the last time we got spastic together was...

    I think the last time we got spastic together was in Munich. And that must be 5 years ago :-(
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    :hehe: Good timez, la. Midday on a Saturday. A...

    :hehe: Good timez, la.

    Midday on a Saturday. A nice pint of Peroni and a pizza the size of a wagon wheel to kick things off. A bottle or so of Montepulciano. Little salad on the side to keep the...
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    Back to 2003, 2004? What larks we used to have! ...

    Back to 2003, 2004? What larks we used to have!

    We're old now, and lack the stomach for exchanign vile abuse and threats of physical violence. :-(

    Headgear vs greg mitchell. Now that was a...
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