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  1. I know. I just wanted to put the bit about...

    I know.

    I just wanted to put the bit about Krishna using His divine kabaddi skills to drive Arjuna's chariot behind enemy lines and back.

    You should read the Mahabharata. It's full of juicy...
  2. It was invented in the Vedic period. ...

    It was invented in the Vedic period. 1,500-500BC. That's slightly before we had public school playgrounds. It's long before we (or anyone else) saw us as British.

    You goras didn't invent every...
  3. It's actually true. They studied it. Also...

    It's actually true.

    They studied it. Also found out that time is fluid. It really does fly by when you're having fun. And will slow down in car crashes etc.
  4. It's a simple question, B. Walpole became PM in...

    It's a simple question, B. Walpole became PM in 1720. We had the GRA in 1832.

    Had either of those dates seen the introduction of full suffrage (and a Parliament Act denying the HoL a veto) do you...
  5. Agree with all that. We could have knackered...

    Agree with all that.

    We could have knackered the Nazis in the winter of '39/40 had we bombed the fck out of the Saarland and Rhine industrial areas, but we didn't want to be the ones who started...
  6. You have a country where many are illiterate and...

    You have a country where many are illiterate and the only thing that gives them happiness in their poverty is their tribal religious beliefs.

    The different state govts now think it's fine to...
  7. I agree. Though given we still had the slave...

    I agree.

    Though given we still had the slave trade at the time of the Macartney mission, I don't think we can lecture about racism. But it wasn't the racism that was the problem, it was the...
  8. Rich, Prussian anti-Semites were keen on Adolf,...

    Rich, Prussian anti-Semites were keen on Adolf, C.

    Gandhi, Nehru, Ambedkar, Indira and Rajiv were all British educated to varying degrees. They built a secular India. Now we've got the Nazi...
  9. Speaking of recent mil-hist books, what's your...

    Speaking of recent mil-hist books, what's your take on Dresden?

    Bombing the fck out of their cities meant that 30% of the manpower, 50% of the artillery and 70% of the aircraft were withdrawn...
  10. I agree 100%. The Opium Wars were great. In the...

    I agree 100%. The Opium Wars were great. In the 1790s, we sent a mission headed by Lord Macartney to get them to open up for trade.

    We pointed out that all the silver coming from the Spanish...
  11. They are. We need to get Momentum and the Unions...

    They are. We need to get Momentum and the Unions out of the party. They no longer live in the real world. "The exit poll must be wrong because everyone I know loves Jeremy."
  12. I know. I've tried to explain to them that Mr...

    I know.

    I've tried to explain to them that Mr Attlee chose partnership with democracies (incl. Septics) over fellow socialists, and that Ernie Bevan started Nato.

    But they won't listen. They...
  13. No, but when we did shedloads of acid on the...

    No, but when we did shedloads of acid on the Pacific coast, she did go all hairy for a minute.

    We got thrown out of the hotel - I tried to get them to light a candle for me so we could keep...
  14. The Black Death came out of China. As time is...

    The Black Death came out of China. As time is just a dimension, this proves that it's their karma for later invading Tibet. We should have nothing more to do with them.

    Nixon going to China...
  15. I hate them all, C. I would have rejoined to...

    I hate them all, C.

    I would have rejoined to vote for Kier Starmer if it had been close vs RLB, just to pss off the Corbynistas. But the party is a joke. That chap going for deputy - said that...
  16. In Dubai, it seems Mikel taught them how to point to each other, showing where they

    wanted the ball played. Ozil did it to GX twice for the 3rd. Pp to Willock for the 4th. Laca to Saka for the cross he couldn't get on the end of.

    I rather like this. I hope they keep it up....
  17. I went out with a Jockette for several months in...

    I went out with a Jockette for several months in 1997. Got left to die in the Amazon with her by some dodgy Ecuadorian called Diego. Female jocks are strange, C. So I'd suggest staying well clear.
  18. It's all right, B. Last season saw the Sperz...

    It's all right, B.

    Last season saw the Sperz in a CL final, the Scousers win it again, us lose to the Chavs in the Euro Mickey Mouse, and the Convicts retain the Ashes with that cheat scoring...
  19. I thought it was the win down under. In 2010-11....

    I thought it was the win down under. In 2010-11. Which we hadn't done for 24 yrs or so.

    But you specifically said you'd be happy for us never to win the league again....
  20. Yeah, it's almost like Ozil hasn't got lazier,...

    Yeah, it's almost like Ozil hasn't got lazier, it's just he needs players around him on his level, like when Santi and Alexis played with him.
  21. Papa Sok. 10 ch

    Papa Sok.

    10 ch
  22. Graham Souness saying Ozil doesn't put in the...

    Graham Souness saying Ozil doesn't put in the hard yards. FFS. He burst forward in the 89th minute and started and finished the move. He's not lazy. He just doesn't waste his energy. He makes me...
  23. I'm claiming that for my reverse jinxing. Ozil was good today - fair play to Arteta

    for not taking him off until he'd scored.

    So nice to see him smiling with Laca at the end.

    All I will say is how isolated Saka was. He made the 2nd all on his own, but he could really do with...
  24. I like Willock. But would rather GM was playing....

    I like Willock. But would rather GM was playing. Saka's been all alone down the left.
  25. Personally, I liked it when Gabby and Saka were...

    Personally, I liked it when Gabby and Saka were doubling up on the left with Xhaka dropping into LB when we were attacking down there.

    I was hoping to see that today with Auba, not Laca, in the...
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