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  1. Oh, C. Why didn't you come down on a horsey? ...

    Oh, C. Why didn't you come down on a horsey? That would have been so cool. You could have been a Tory Dick Turpin.

    Anyway, cooking some Times mag recipe for sea bream and samphire with loads of...
  2. He scored sexy goals and won us cups, you ingrate...

    He scored sexy goals and won us cups, you ingrate Taffophobe.
  3. I knew you'd mention Luiz's cup final...

    I knew you'd mention Luiz's cup final performance. But Holding did ok. And unlike Luiz, he didn't set a new record for 5 sendings off in a PL season.

    Cech was worse than my fave, Sir Chez. He...
  4. Oh, do eff off with your logic, LA. Life's all...

    Oh, do eff off with your logic, LA. Life's all about magic and karma. And Chelsea are black and bad respectively.

    Gallas, Cech, Luiz - cünts to a man. I'm sure Willian will be the same.
  5. Signed another Chelsea reject.

    Well, that always works out well, eh?
  6. Jeez. You're right.

    Jeez. You're right.
  7. It can't be that much. Is it really?

    It can't be that much. Is it really?
  8. I've a feeling Laca will get the winner for us. ...

    I've a feeling Laca will get the winner for us. Dunno why. But my brother's name is Alex. And it was his birthday a week ago.

    Keep the faith.
  9. Well said, sir. Though it went to Wales in...

    Well said, sir.

    Though it went to Wales in 1927. I'd rather lose to a Taffy than the Chavs in the Shed.
  10. Same with Indians. They all think Johnny Walker...

    Same with Indians. They all think Johnny Walker black label is the best whiskey you can get.

    One time, I took a bottle of decent single malt out for my mate in the mountains. But they still...
  11. Spot on, B. Asia should be Vedic-only. We...

    Spot on, B. Asia should be Vedic-only. We should turn the area between the Tibetan Plateau and the South China Sea into a wasteland.
  12. Yup. All gone swimmingly since those AFTV...

    Yup. All gone swimmingly since those AFTV fückwits got rid of Arsène, init?
  13. Stokes gone. Calypso Collapso incomingo. Just Pope or Burns to go and their

    through to the tail.
  14. As a Francophone econ graduate, I fully support C...

    As a Francophone econ graduate, I fully support C on this.
  15. Our no.7s that come through the yoof team are...

    Our no.7s that come through the yoof team are generally something special, even if they only come along every couple of decades.
  16. 3. Get Santi back.

    3. Get Santi back.
  17. AMN's gonna come good. He's just been moved to...

    AMN's gonna come good. He's just been moved to the left. On the right, when he was playing RB, he learnt how to beat the man and get the ball in when he'd never played FB before. He's a very...
  18. Not a chance, WES. Don't you knock my heroic...

    Not a chance, WES. Don't you knock my heroic reverse jinxing. If I hadn't posted that, we'd have lost 2-3. Fact. You lot owe me a beer.

    Though we're bound to lose the final with all these...
  19. Never liked it before - though last time we got...

    Never liked it before - though last time we got to the cup final, we played 3 at the back and beat Chelsea. But am liking it now.

    But if we got 2 world class CHs and a pwoppa naught DM, we could...
  20. Yeah, but because MA doesn't trust Rob Holding...

    Yeah, but because MA doesn't trust Rob Holding {the one thing I think he's got wrong} we'd have had Kola at the back and would have lost. AMN had a good game. Much better to have KT at the back...
  21. I know fück all about football. I really don't.

    1. Just as I called Luiz a shaggy haired, Chelski-reject donkey, he played a pass DB10 would have been happy with to put Auba clean through.

    2. 2 mins later, we were knocking the ball around in...
  22. Well, fück me. Now if Man Utd lose tomorrow, we get the individual record for most

    finals to go with the most wins.

    We have to try to keep Auba. Pay him what he wants.

    We were flukey against the Scousers. But even though they had most of the ball today, we defended well,...
  23. I haven't actually spent much time in Brothels...

    I haven't actually spent much time in Brothels behind the Somme frontline, but I'm sure I read it was two minutes in my studies. It might have been 5 mins, but I'm fairly sure it was just two.
    ...
  24. Dear God. Almost gave away a goal there. Giving...

    Dear God. Almost gave away a goal there. Giving the ball away on the halfway line. Insane.

    Please Ganpati, let's keep our half of the sheet clean. And let City's been as dirty as those in a...
  25. A clean sheet? With Mustafi? Lol.

    A clean sheet? With Mustafi? Lol.
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