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    And ironically, burning her would create quite...

    And ironically, burning her would create quite the carbon footprint.
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    Yeah, about those mortality levels...

    Here's the results of China's massive epidemiological study of Coronavirus.

    TL-DR: It's overwhelmingly killing :old: people.
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  3. To be fair, it'll probably have killed the Pope...

    To be fair, it'll probably have killed the Pope by then, so who knows?
  4. Serves them right for encouraging people to put...

    Serves them right for encouraging people to put lime in beer. Fķcking deviant spic fķcks.
  5. :nod: I'm thinking of getting a chinky tonight...

    :nod: I'm thinking of getting a chinky tonight and seeing if I can wangle a discount. :shrood: :nod:
  6. Has it ever struck you what a bunch of bedwetting...

    Has it ever struck you what a bunch of bedwetting nancy boys the markets always are? I've known sleepovers of 6 year-old girls that are harder to spook than the fķcking markets. Bunch of pansies.
  7. :nod: I got an all-expenses paid invite out to...

    :nod: I got an all-expenses paid invite out to Bologna the other day. Can't go now, can I? Company rules say no. :-(
  8. :nod: Well in case no-one's noticed, a pretty...

    :nod: Well in case no-one's noticed, a pretty gnarly coldy-fluey thing has been doing the rounds for quite a few weeks already, leading to fairly massive levels of absenteeism at my workplace. Has...
  9. Well itís already cut Chinaís CO2 emissions by...

    Well itís already cut Chinaís CO2 emissions by 25% apparently. So thatís nice.

    Anyway, as Iím bored of explaining to people, it isnít going to cut the worldís population by 2%. At the moment, itís...
  10. Can you imagine how scousers would react? :hehe:...

    Can you imagine how scousers would react? :hehe: They'd be certain it was some sort of Hillsborough-related conspiracy.
  11. I'll say this for her: she'd have no trouble...

    I'll say this for her: she'd have no trouble stopping a pig in a passage.
  12. :nod: Commie cankles. Trots' trotters.

    :nod: Commie cankles. Trots' trotters.
  13. On the bright side, if Coronavirus really kicks off, they'll have to call a halt to

    the season and Liverpool will be denied their first title in 30 years. :cloud9:

    Well worth a few hundred million dead that imo.
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    Who will be goalkeeper (his best position)?

    Who will be goalkeeper (his best position)?
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    Think of the damage it could do to their elderly...

    Think of the damage it could do to their elderly population! :-(

    : prayforkanu:
  16. Thread: What the f....

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    All down to Leno fýcking up and conceding a...

    All down to Leno fýcking up and conceding a corner.

    He should be shot.
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    The real problem is women commentating. Honestly,...

    The real problem is women commentating. Honestly, itís like having a dentistís drill going off while youíre trying to watch the football.
  18. I did remember. But for some reason this card...

    I did remember. But for some reason this card from the Europa 80 sticker album haunts me.
    https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Panini-Europa-80-130-Trevor-Cherry-England-/302658574436
  19. Although, obviously, you will get Coronavirus.

    Although, obviously, you will get Coronavirus.
  20. Wing Yip on the Purley Way just outside Croydon.

    Wing Yip on the Purley Way just outside Croydon.
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    But why was she pregnant out of wedlock? Whose...

    But why was she pregnant out of wedlock? Whose was it? Why was this tolerated when she was working for THE FŕCKING POPE?

    And that's before we get into the fact that her life would have been saved...
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    Pope's pregnant secretary found dead.

    Say what you like about the papacy, but it does scandals so much better than everyone else.

    https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/pregnant-secretary-pope-francis-found-7430464
  23. Actually, no I'm wrong. It was the 1980 European...

    Actually, no I'm wrong. It was the 1980 European Championships. Cherry didn't go to Spain (not least, I think, because Leeds were relegated that season).
  24. That's the chap! Blond fella. I remember a...

    That's the chap! Blond fella. I remember a surprising number of the England team from back then due to the 1982 World Cup being my first Panini sticker album. Thanks to that, in fact, Trevor Cherry...
  25. Who was England's other winger back then? Played...

    Who was England's other winger back then? Played for City, I think.
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