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  1. We need more ball playing midfielders. The...

    We need more ball playing midfielders. The Norgie at no.8. ESR at 10. Saka on one wing, and another no.10 who can dribble on the other.

    4-1-4-1 with 4 no.10s between Partey and Auba.
  2. I wish it was the right shade of yellow and that...

    I wish it was the right shade of yellow and that the shorts were blue. But the cannon is lush.
  3. Traitor. You should have got an Awimba mattress.

    Traitor. You should have got an Awimba mattress.
  4. Or even a Gilby. He was 6'4" and was the best...

    Or even a Gilby. He was 6'4" and was the best pure DM ever.

    We never* used to concede goals from set pieces when we had 2 CHs and 2 MFs in the 6'3"-4" range.

    {Well, less than now. Or even...
  5. ESR scored, C. I like him. He's our new DB10...

    ESR scored, C. I like him. He's our new DB10 and Saka's the new Bobby P.

    We just need to keep the Norgie and make him a No.10 playing box to box, like Santi or TR7.

    We need Pépé to become...
  6. The Jocks only have ten and their not much cop.

    The Jocks only have ten and their not much cop.
  7. Now the season's over and there's nothing to play for, Will.I.Ain't actually strikes

    the ball cleanly for the first time all year.

    Well, that was worth £12m in wages for the season, wasn't it?

    I hate them all. Willian. Kwonkie. AFTV.

    I actually feel sorry for...
  8. Just when you thought Kwonkie's club couldn't behave any worse.....

    https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/arsenal-football-club-hits-residents-with-bigger-bills-vppfjlllk

    Arsenal football club has more than doubled the cost of buildings insurance for teachers, nurses...
  9. Also, Arseblogger is right. WTF is the point of...

    Also, Arseblogger is right. WTF is the point of starting Ceballos? We know what he offers and he's going. Give that young Azeez lad a go. Likewise Willian. What's the point of persevering with...
  10. Last night's supper was a packet of Vietnamese Phu noodles and soup.

    With spring onions, steamed babycorn sliced in half lengthways, and blanched tenderstem, spouting purple broccoli then chargrilled in a griddle pan, and wafffffferrrr thin slices of raw beef.

    When...
  11. I was really gutted because I was cheering for...

    I was really gutted because I was cheering for three teams this year, and all were doing well.

    I obv. have always supported Delhi, cos it's where I've spent the most time and have the most mates...
  12. IPL cancelled. And Aus had banned any Convicts flying home from India. Will Smith

    and Warner use sandpaper to rub out their Indian visas, I wonder? And if they get caught at customs, will they blame it on the leadership group before bursting into tears.
  13. His flick for that Laca goal the other week was...

    His flick for that Laca goal the other week was lush Wengerball. But other than that.....

    Agree about Partey. Putting the ball straight out of play {though the pass for Auba was class.} I do...
  14. What on earth are C&S crisps?

    What on earth are C&S crisps?
  15. Fair enough. I'll give you that, then. At least...

    Fair enough. I'll give you that, then. At least he's proved he can do it.

    Btw, is Partey any good? Or is he another expensive failure?
  16. Ian Wright. Get Bouldy to try and teach them how...

    Ian Wright. Get Bouldy to try and teach them how to defend. But Wrighty to give them the bubbly confidence to just go out and show their talent to the max. They'd all be playing with smiles on...
  17. This is getting funnier by the minute. Out of interest, who is our CF?

    We seem to be playing 2 No. 10s with no. 9 to pass to.

    Teams have played 2 No.9s in the old days. A 10 and a 9. AW even played 4 no.10s behind a striker. But no-one has ever tried 2 no.10s...
  18. Just like AFTV won't admit sacking Arsène was the...

    Just like AFTV won't admit sacking Arsène was the right thing to do.
  19. Yup. And now nothing but mid-table mediocrity...

    Yup. And now nothing but mid-table mediocrity awaits. Ever. Kronky hasn't got his ESL goldmine, so will just run us into the ground instead.

    Party and Ceballos woeful. Both should come off. ...
  20. Enough time to get 5 or 6 at this rate. 2 down...

    Enough time to get 5 or 6 at this rate. 2 down already.
  21. Just as I come upstairs, switch on the PC and get a working stream in Eng, they score

    I should have stayed speaking to my mum downstairs on facetime.

    Our season ends tonight.

    Dunno what happens to MA, but our few good players will leave, no new good players will come and Kronky...
  22. I can't remember Fawlty Manuel doing anything that bad. Did he?

    Cos if not, that's our karma for the ESL.

    We don't have the leeway to deal with bad Karma atm.

    If we get relegated 2-3 seasons hence, do you reckon Kwonkee will go?
  23. It is, La. Also, when you don't put in the blue...

    It is, La. Also, when you don't put in the blue cheese {and have extra Comté and/or Gruyère on the top,} I've found a good few slugs of Lea & Perrins on the spuds before you put them in the oven...
  24. Even norverners speak better English than the...

    Even norverners speak better English than the Septics. And if he doesn't understand by now what "You're gonna get your ****ing 'ead kicked in" means, then he has no place running an English football...
  25. Leftover boiled new spuds cut up smaller and put...

    Leftover boiled new spuds cut up smaller and put in an oven dish. Fried shrooms. Finely diced saucisson sec. Tiny cunks of St Agur. Grated Comté over the top. Oven.
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