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Say whaaaaat :yikes: It's a friggin' conspiracy I tell thee. The liberal lefty ****s thinking that 0.2% will lower wife beatings no doubt.

Well lockdowns have put paid to that silly attempt...

I could bore you with the incredibly unlucky bad set of circumstances I've had selling mine if that helps, was put on the market in Sept '19. I'm still sitting in said flat today btw :cry:

I can speak a bit of Cantonese. When ze seagulls follow ze trawler...

:hehe: I've only just found out it was 7 (seven) Good Lord I think it's Stella and wine o'clock!

Ah Watneys, takes me back to the first 5 years of my life living opposite their brewery in Mortlake. My life 0-5 , the good old days :cloud9:

:hehe: Or how about Poch? That would be interesting at least.

This is your guy innit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF2WoWAHjUY

Didn't know he lived there, I'll see if I can grab a pint with him :-) If only he was in charge we'd never have heard about this Covid crap and would have had a normal year*

*Apart from England...

Tier 1 Christmas on the Isle of Wight for me :cloud9:

:hehe: I was trying to find this the other day, cheers :thumbup:

He was indeed, he then later followed that up by nearly crying and not being able to comment when Utd were thrashed by Spurs.

Word C. He was an absolute shít stirrer of a player and now he's an overemotional unprofessional pundit. He's just lucky he's the right colour for Sky Sports these days...

Maybe he broke too many hearts back in '82, he did mine the ******* :cry: RIP

Man U are out T, .celebrate with me :lager::love:

I feel the sudden urge to do some Jägerbombs now

I don't think Bergkamp ever goes to the toilet does he? That just sounds wrong

Happier times. Dignity, class, no hatred or bitterness (well maybe a bit to Spurs)

That's the Silent Generation for ya, píss taking ****z the lot of 'em!

Is this a needle I see before me?

This bit is ironically brilliant: He said he felt a "numbing sensation" following the news.

Reminds me of when people píss themselves larfing at the thought of 1,2,3,4,5,6 being drawn as that would never happen :hehe:

There's only one logical rule to the Lotto and that is if you use...

Got that covered already, booze :hehe::-|

That makes a lot of sense. Probably the most sensible thing I've read this year tbh. This little bout of flu has been a Godsend to certain governments, unfortunately our useless ****s are one :angry:

My 'conspiracy nut' mate called out this plandemic bull**** back in March and so far he's been spot on. Although I don't believe his endgame of the great reset and depopulation something very...

hehe bent as fúck like so many other news reports around the globe. Prob been going on since news reports began tbh.