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  1. Oh. :-( Well it's something to break the tedium,...

    Oh. :-( Well it's something to break the tedium, at least. :shrug:
  2. Well they've gone down the herd immunity route....

    Well they've gone down the herd immunity route. If they come through without significantly higher numbers of deaths than the rest of us, there's going to be some serious explaining to do.
  3. So I felt crap over the weekend - sore throat, headache, temperature.

    Temperature spiked yesterday. "Here we go" thinks I.

    So I go to bed last night feeling a bit rough and assuming things are going to get worse. I have some pretty freaky dreams (one featuring Sir...
  4. Thread: Home hair cuts

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    I'm going to mostly do my own and get the wife to...

    I'm going to mostly do my own and get the wife to do the back.

    I'm going to end up looking like a medieval peasant, aren't I? :-(
  5. Thread: Hungarian PM

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    Bokassa. He was widely believed to be an actual...

    Bokassa. He was widely believed to be an actual cannibal, bless him. The French (with their customary amorality when it comes to the quasi-imperial Francophonie chums) put him up in exile in Paris...
  6. Thread: Hungarian PM

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    Hmmm. They tend to take things a bit far. I...

    Hmmm. They tend to take things a bit far. I prefer my dictators to keep the mass murder to a minimum and make up for it with fancy uniforms and general silliness.
  7. Apparently the yoot all think South Park is...

    Apparently the yoot all think South Park is horribly right-wing and evil these days. F˙cking idiots.
  8. Thread: Hungarian PM

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    I'm a big fan. Europe needs more tinpot dictators...

    I'm a big fan. Europe needs more tinpot dictators imo. It's been boring with all these interchangeable, badly-dressed tossers just doing the job in the hope of getting a cushy EU sinecure somewhere...
  9. Oh, well that's fine, then. You're OK. That will...

    Oh, well that's fine, then. You're OK. That will be a great comfort to me as I drown in my own lung juice.
  10. I think that's quite common, h. The problem is...

    I think that's quite common, h. The problem is that we keep thinking of it in flu or cold terms and it's not really like that. It's a whole new virus.

    Thanks a bunch, China. :-(
  11. It may be the fact that I'm running a...

    It may be the fact that I'm running a temperature, too. :-(
  12. I'm imagining a sort of strategically-shaved...

    I'm imagining a sort of strategically-shaved Demis Roussos.
  13. Also, I'd just like to point out - because it...

    Also, I'd just like to point out - because it irritates the f˙ck out of me - that it's spelt 'Boche'.

    Bosch is a manufacturing company. Or a Dutch painter.
  14. Oh, there are certainly regional differences that...

    Oh, there are certainly regional differences that may be as much to do with cultural factors as anything. There's not much doubt that southern Europe is having a worse go of it that northern Europe,...
  15. Here's the article, which doesn't say what Neil...

    Here's the article, which doesn't say what Neil says it does, but does correctly point out that the idea that there can be wildly differing death rates in otherwise comparable countries is patently...
  16. Thread: Boris gone ...

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    How should I know? I think we should probably...

    How should I know? I think we should probably leave that sort of thing to the chaps with the planet-sized brains to decide, don't you?
  17. Thread: Boris gone ...

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    A highly-infectious virus infecting someone isn't...

    A highly-infectious virus infecting someone isn't really that strange, f. It's very much what they do.
  18. It's taking me a while to stop myself looking at...

    It's taking me a while to stop myself looking at the person on my screen when I'm talking rather than the camera.
  19. :nod: They look nice, but they'll break your arm...

    :nod: They look nice, but they'll break your arm soon as look at you, la.
  20. Hmmm. Dunno. What about bats and all their bat...

    Hmmm. Dunno. What about bats and all their bat AIDS? Bats can f˙ck off.

    And thon parasitic wasps that convinced Darwin there was no benign God? They're nasty c@nts.
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    Yes, although he strikes me as a fearful bore. ...

    Yes, although he strikes me as a fearful bore.

    Agree about his wife, though. I think she's actually improving with age as well.
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    Well we won't get any Sweet Caroline monarchy if...

    Well we won't get any Sweet Caroline monarchy if he carks it.
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    Prince Charles Gone!

    He's a fair age, too :yikes:
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    I see the chap in China who died of Hanta virus...

    I see the chap in China who died of Hanta virus had been eating rats.

    The dirty c@nt.

    #HantaBanter
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    Is there also one called Ebenezer Goode?

    Is there also one called Ebenezer Goode?
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