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  1. We've been sending money to one of our Delhi street mates, and he's making tea for

    all the rickshaw drivers and beggars who have no income now there are no tourists.

    Told mates online and they've sent him more.

    He's now been able to get a big pot and loads of veg and is...
  2. Yeah, that's what you want. Someone that...

    Yeah, that's what you want. Someone that proclaims himself a divine emperor and then munches his opponents. The Wops and Spicks don't come close to that. Stop being so Eurocentric, B. Our African...
  3. If you're gonna be goosesteppy you might as well...

    If you're gonna be goosesteppy you might as well do it properly.

    My favourite was Idi Amin. In every other African country at that time, crocodiles were pushed to the verge of extinction. Yet in...
  4. Nah. Kraut dictators are the most fun. Also...

    Nah. Kraut dictators are the most fun. Also Ruskies.

    I read a book review about Russia last year. The book said:

    "At the outbreak of WW1, Russia banned vodka and hard alcohol. So the period...
  5. Middle class girlies like me could only live your...

    Middle class girlies like me could only live your life virtually, Herbs. In the safety of my bedroom, I played Microprose International Soccer, Codemasters' Multi-player Football Manager and Gremlin...
  6. Did anyone else play 8-bit computer games in the '80s? I've just downloaded a C64

    emulator.

    I hadn't played any computer games since the late '80s, but the other day I turned my iPhone into a gamepad controller and downloaded a racing game called Asphalt. Finding the phone...
  7. I know. It's fücking ridiculous. You can...

    I know. It's fücking ridiculous. You can probably buy viagras for pennies in SubHumanChinkyland, yet they pay tens of thousands to kill all the poor little rhinos and tigers. Their entire race...
  8. Why not, TC? Surely you have the right to it. ...

    Why not, TC? Surely you have the right to it. Why should people who've already had their holiday this year be ok, but people who haven't suffer? Families would want to take their kids away etc. ...
  9. What do you mean by that last sentence?

    What do you mean by that last sentence?
  10. Well spotted. It is ever thus over there. My...

    Well spotted. It is ever thus over there. My homeless, family-less mate, Monu, is making a fire to cook instant noodles in the now empty centre of the old backpacker area.

    The skinny starve and...
  11. That's good, Herbs. I mean, we all know you're...

    That's good, Herbs. I mean, we all know you're really a fluffy bunny. That's why you use the Scum avatars, like a pøof talking about all the bints he's shagged.

    But he put Brexit propaganda...
  12. Oh, do fück off, Herbs. The cünt refused to...

    Oh, do fück off, Herbs.

    The cünt refused to join the EU26+Norway to put in a mass order for ventilators "because we're no longer part of the EU."

    When they got shît for this, the Tories claimed...
  13. Be careful, Herbs. I keep trying to tell you...

    Be careful, Herbs. I keep trying to tell you all. C's the horsemen of the apocalypse. He gets one horse and there's a plague of locusts bringing famine. A second and we have global pestilence. ...
  14. They really have got the look of a Cockney pub...

    They really have got the look of a Cockney pub with two barmen and the regular talking together.

    Btw, in the first episode the police sniper shoots two innocent people. A bit like in 4 Lions...
  15. This world of pub is wicked.

    This world of pub is wicked.
  16. Will have a look, cheers.

    Will have a look, cheers.
  17. Imagine if the entire Australian population only...

    Imagine if the entire Australian population only had two reviews, and Shane Watson got the virus plumb. They'd be fuming.
  18. Actually, you're right about swans, LA. One...

    Actually, you're right about swans, LA.

    One festie in France, we went off to a lake and did loads of acid. There were ducks and geese and a couple of swans. They look lovely, the swans, but...
  19. No more parasitic than the average Tory, B. ...

    No more parasitic than the average Tory, B.

    And the bats' aids wouldn't have been an issue if Johnny Chink hadn't been mistreating them and the pangolins. It's therefore all the fault of the...
  20. Agreed about his voice. Anything else you liked...

    Agreed about his voice. Anything else you liked him in, off the top of your head? I could have a gander on YouTube.
  21. That's good, C. I agree about people vs...

    That's good, C. I agree about people vs beasties.

    But:

    Betty is a kind, gentle and polite pony who was rescued by the RSPCA from someone who wasn’t looking after her properly

    Are you sure...
  22. I didn't watch it. I saw a glimpse and it all...

    I didn't watch it. I saw a glimpse and it all seemed a bit CGI. I think with things like that, unless they spend an absolute fortune, it's better to leave it to the imagination with book or radio....
  23. Good idea. I was thinking of the bit in Good...

    Good idea.

    I was thinking of the bit in Good Omens when the 4 horsemen turn up. But I could also see C as Crowley, a gent in a vintage motor who's actually a demon of hell but trying to thwart...
  24. C, you promised to tell me today if you really are collecting the 4 horses of the

    apocalypse in your back garden.


    You've now added Plague to your castrated Famine. When are War and Death showing up?
  25. Our fox is called CJ, after Charles James Fox,...

    Our fox is called CJ, after Charles James Fox, the latter Georgian Radical Whig MP. Foxes are cunning lefties, you see?

    But if you are the horsemen of the apocalypse, will you given us a warning...
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