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  1. I never believed modd was Berni - to give the Devil his due, Berni was an excellent

    wordsmith and had he decided to create a windup character on here it would have been far more interesting than modd.
  2. RickyG, Monty92, Kavutsa Schindler .. I’m sure there were 2 other nics he

    operated under here? Do you recall them?
  3. Klopp did a terrific job yesterday .. of pretending to give a flying fǔck about

    the competition. I hope the Wurst scoffing cǔnts radioactive teeth fall out.
  4. Not ashamed to say the prospect terrifies me C. I...

    Not ashamed to say the prospect terrifies me C. I have a cunning plan though. When she whispers her fateful summons, I’ll point to the sky behind her and give her the old “Look Mother, an archangel”...
  5. Dunno Sev - reckon a few blokes wouldn’t mind too...

    Dunno Sev - reckon a few blokes wouldn’t mind too much, especially if the big Ghanian was naked too ( and femaie ). I bet C’s got a bit of a chubby on.
  6. We were free to squander our youth C and did so with great relish. Now that day

    is nigh when Mother Eternity lays her calming hand on your shoulder and whispers “Come, you have always been mine and now you must to return to me.”
  7. Farewell Stan … you were of the best ..

    saw you play about 5 times and well recall how worried we were whenever you had the ball ( 50 years ago 😳 ). Odd to think that was a time when no team visiting Loftus Road expected to win, certainly...
  8. Get a farkin’ grip? I’ll hunt you down a get a...

    Get a farkin’ grip? I’ll hunt you down a get a grip of your b0llox so I can rip ‘em off you stuck up cůnt - that’s Ganpati you’re dissing there and he’s as good as a man of the cloth on here - How...
  9. Well make sure you do so fellow and remember to...

    Well make sure you do so fellow and remember to regularly pass the draughts to me for my invaluable suggestions and criticisms.
  10. Thank you kindly Ganps and sorry for your own...

    Thank you kindly Ganps and sorry for your own loss. The cancer thing became part of Monty’s schtick and I think he backed away from it as he matured. His disruptive and controversial presence on the...
  11. Your ridicules little artefact unfathomably...

    Your ridicules little artefact unfathomably failed to include me, the venerable Herbert Augustus Chapman, so was of no value anyway
  12. Thank you kindly :-)

    Thank you kindly :-)
  13. Oh no, not that lovely looking woman .. back in...

    Oh no, not that lovely looking woman .. back in the day she had far too much class to ever entertain any of my nonsense on here and rightly gave me the shortest of shrift or ignored me altogether ...
  14. Oh *******s, has the dirty c**t cancer been...

    Oh *******s, has the dirty c**t cancer been hitting your family C? Got my mum and dad in the last 8 years. Had a cancer scare myself about 4 years ago. When you’re a big fraidy cat like me, hearing...
  15. Doc was a great bloke but he lost the plot with the modd thing. I had no doubt modd

    was a wind up and Headgear issued a ridicules edict that anyone posting their doubts about modd being real would be banned. Anyway, back in the heydey, circa 1999 - 2005 ‘ish, he was great fun.
  16. Careful what you wish for fellas talking about AWIMB being back to a

    semblance of its old self. Headgear may come back like The Candyman and start banning all and sundry for having the temerity to dispute his own worldview.

    Did Monty just fade away quietly or did...
  17. What makes things worse was watching the highlights from around the weekend’s

    Cup ties and seeing a slew of ruggedly handsome Championship centre forwards just lashing the fackin’ thing into the onion bag without the need for five touches like that criminally incompetent...
  18. I withhold judgement until WES has given his intelligent and insightful analysis of

    our recent defeats and our broader long term prospects. He will castigate you all for your ill informed negativity then patiently explain why we are still the best team in the league.
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    His dentist threw himself under a train years...

    His dentist threw himself under a train years ago. I must admit “Fairy Tale” has never grown old for me. RIP
  20. Gawd Almighty my poor old ticker.

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  22. And your analysis should end with “as a moose...

    And your analysis should end with “as a moose bothering syrup guzzler, I know even less” :-)
  23. I first heard it I'd say about '74. I am...

    I first heard it I'd say about '74. I am convinced it didn't start with "The wánky Tottenham Hotspur". Is my memory playing tricks on me C? How is your menagerie btw? Has it expanded even further or...
  24. I forked out for the best seats in the house for...

    I forked out for the best seats in the house for that one. The clown's arse Almunia expecting Ronaldo to wait til he[Almunia] was ready before he'd take the kick :-(
  25. Back in the day, we used to sing YNWA too, think most clubs did. And there was always

    at least one rendition of 'Maybe It's Because' ending with "Get off yer sister!"

    Is it too much to hope that "The wánky Tottenham Hotspur" has died? It makes me cringe with embarrassment such is...
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