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    Don’t say that, f. The owners may be a joke. The...

    Don’t say that, f. The owners may be a joke. The management may be a joke. The squad may be a joke.

    The Club is The Arsenal Football Club. The Arsenal is not a joke.
  2. OUR CENTRAL MIDFIELD IS RUN BY A SOCIALIST?...

    OUR CENTRAL MIDFIELD IS RUN BY A SOCIALIST? :yikes: EVERYONE OUT!
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    Bullet points? How the hell do you do bullet...

    Bullet points? How the hell do you do bullet points?
  4. Are you saying he's a bummer, i? NTTAWWI, natch.

    Are you saying he's a bummer, i? NTTAWWI, natch.
  5. Nothing gets past you p. That's why you earn the...

    Nothing gets past you p. That's why you earn the big bucks. :nod:
  6. A danger of engine oil under the fingernails. Eww.

    A danger of engine oil under the fingernails. Eww.
  7. Probably best to volunteer rather than wait for conscription.

    At least if you volunteer you get to choose which branch you serve in.

    Hopefully I'm too old for front line action - I'm not sure my knees would cope so well with being a grunt. I'd do OK in the...
  8. Thread: Arteta Out

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    It’s all Arsene’s fault. Apparently.

    It’s all Arsene’s fault. Apparently.
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    This is Arteta done, surely?

    No plan. No fight. No system.

    Embarrassing.
  10. Point of order i. Horsesh1te doesn’t stink. It...

    Point of order i. Horsesh1te doesn’t stink. It has a good, honest smell.
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    And anyway, why would we think the Spotify bloke...

    And anyway, why would we think the Spotify bloke is any better than Stan? He has a track record of paying 0.0000000001p per item for his content, after all.
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    I said shawarma, la. Shawarma.

    I said shawarma, la.

    Shawarma.
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    Shawarma for lunch, boys.

    :eat:

    https://cedrusuk.com/
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    There's that lovely Spike line about T E Lawrence...

    There's that lovely Spike line about T E Lawrence being chased by Turks waving pots of Vaseline... :hehe:

    During 2020 I had one haircut. I intend to go the whole of 2021 without troubling the...
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    I bought a photograph of a dead horse (colour)...

    I bought a photograph of a dead horse (colour) from him but he never delivered :-(
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    Here's my prediction.

    If Stan Kroenke looks at Twitter and sees #kroenkeout trending, he will definitely throw up his hands in horror and place his billion dollar business on the market immediately. In fact he'll probably...
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    He sort of owns it though, t. I mean, you might...

    He sort of owns it though, t. I mean, you might think I’m a complete div but if you tried to chase me out of my house, I’d be all like, “Nah”. See?
  18. Wait until some of the vociferous ex-players get...

    Wait until some of the vociferous ex-players get offered a pundit's job... :hehe:
  19. :nod: It's the latest subject about which one may...

    :nod: It's the latest subject about which one may virtue signal. And man, they're signalling hard...
  20. Right, the sanctimony is getting a bit sickening now.

    Everton issuing a statement referring to 'preposterous arrogance' - as if they weren't instrumental in setting up the premier league.

    Gary Neville's panties all a-twist despite spending his whole...
  21. French lives matter, r. Do you want to be...

    French lives matter, r.

    Do you want to be cancelled?
  22. He wa brought in because we wanted to be the club...

    He wa brought in because we wanted to be the club we once were once again. Bank of England, and all that.
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    Sorry I can’t help with the stream, ti, but I...

    Sorry I can’t help with the stream, ti, but I wish you all the best for a speedy and pain free recovery.
  24. They’re so excited to see some grass coming...

    They’re so excited to see some grass coming through, g. But we really need so spring rain to get the grass growing properly. Moulting? You could fill mattresses with what’s coming off them every day....
  25. My ponies will bite you, dude.

    My ponies will bite you, dude.
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