Called my dad earlier to talk him through boiling himself

some broccoli.

The first stumbling block arrived when he revealed
he didn’t know how to turn his oven hob on.

You see what I’m dealing with here, chaps :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Monty92

some broccoli.

The first stumbling block arrived when he revealed
he didn’t know how to turn his oven hob on.

You see what I’m dealing with here, chaps :rolleyes:

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Someone who doesn't want to eat broccoli by the sounds of it. Just tell him to get some oven chips

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Originally Posted by Monty92

some broccoli.

The first stumbling block arrived when he revealed
he didn’t know how to turn his oven hob on.

You see what I’m dealing with here, chaps :rolleyes:

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Advise him to boil them for at least 40 minutes... but warn him not to get too near any naked flames for the next 24 hours :thumbup: