assassination had been triggered by a chap getting the assassin drunk, bum-raping him and then handing him to his stable hands for a mass bumming.
What have you learnt today, awimb?
assassination had been triggered by a chap getting the assassin drunk, bum-raping him and then handing him to his stable hands for a mass bumming.
What have you learnt today, awimb?
Oh I learnt that Down's syndrome is so named after John Langdon Haydon Down.......who actually came up with the terms "Mongolid idiots" and "Mongols" for sufferersQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I learnt the sales fella who I always assumed was a cund but gave him the benefit of the doubt is in fact a complete and utter cund.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I've learnt that one of our new recruits who told me we'd given him a dud phone (which was brand new) had actually turned on call blocking for all calls.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
He'd put 'problem-solving' as one of his key attributes within his CV...
I learnt that staying out drinking til 1am on a work night is a very stupid idea. Tbf, I learn this quite a lotQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
the secret is to get beyond 1am, la :thumbup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
That was Tuesday nightQuote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
I like that. He'd probably hate the idea of having his name associated with the mongs. :hehe:Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
Thank you for dropping this knowledge, psrb.
I'm actually glad, f. You'd been becoming a bit happy and non-misanthropic lately. I'm glad to see your innate mistrust of your fellow man return.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
:nono: You have confused 'learnt' with 'remembered', la.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
Mind you, I had a dreadful hangover yesterday and had to eat sausage and crinkle-cut chips with ketchup for lunch like my mum used to make me in order to recover. It was that or curl into the foetal position.
Well I have now learnt that there is such a thing as 'call blocking' and I will be using this in future. tyvm iufg.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
However I have confronted him and cleared the air.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I would have allowed this to fester for many a week in the past.
That actually sounds quite nice. I had to go to McDonalds for lunchQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
oooh, very la-di-da.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I bet you cut your sandwiches into triangles too...
Thank Bill Bryson. His new book 'The Body', very interesting it isQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
They are the best shape of chips and I will fight anyone who says different. That they have gone out of fashion is due solely to the hoity-toity snooty sneering of snobby spastics.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
It stands to reason.
I started listening to that, but then it started to freak me out.Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
Does your crinkle cutter have its handle to the side or above the blade, b?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
This is very important...
I don't have a crinkle cutter. Crinkle-cut chips come in bags you put in the freezer.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
I remember 'A Short History of Nearly Everything' many years ago, was a really good read iircQuote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
What freaked you out? I find it fascinatingQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
It's the same as reading a medical textbook - makes you hypochondriac. Didn't help that it started with all the ways your hearth can kill you.Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
McCains oven chips?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
my fúcking god...
McCain's? I'm not made of fúcking money! These were Tesco own brand and I cooked them in the deep fat fryer.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
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Originally Posted by Burney
it all sounds, well, you know, a little bit council,b.
Are you calling my mum council? :furious: :fight:Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
well, that is what she tells me to call her after I've tied her to the bed frame, b :shrug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney