If you had to choose, which of these ladies would you decide to marry

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Originally Posted by Burney

Surely a Misogynist is someone who harbours an irrational hatred of fermented soy bean paste?


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Funnily enough, I realised as I typed it that I'd got my y and my i confused, but literally couldn't be arsed to correct it.

Standards are definitely dropping. Must be Brexit.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Imagine waking each morning to that screeching, opening your eyes and seeing her sour face an inch from yours, her gin-scented spittle flecking your face as she abuses you for whatever imagined slight her twisted sense of victimhood has conjured overnight.

:-(

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A ball-gag and a swift bout of rough, unlubricated anal would soften her cough pretty swiftly imo.

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

It's like a nightmare edition of Blind Date

Number 1's a Brummie so she's out
Number 2 would drive me to drink which would be a fat lot of use if she's already been at the drinks cabinet
Number 3 IS a fat lot of use who'd forever be using my razor to deal with her 5 O'Clock shadow so I'd have to grow a beard

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Abbott would force you to smell her farts. :-(

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Originally Posted by Burney

A ball-gag and a swift bout of rough, unlubricated anal would soften her cough pretty swiftly imo.

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You could try to gag her balls but she'd still get hard enough to give your sphincter a good pounding.

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Originally Posted by IUFG

But could you imagine going where Jezza has been? :puke:

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That was in the 1980s, wasn't it? You don't think she's still full of his Commie manmuck, do you? :-(

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Originally Posted by Burney

Hmmm. I couldn't go near Phillips due to the smell. Abbott's a no-no since if that's she looks like scrubbed up, imagine the state of it first thing in the morning.

It'd have to be Soubry. I'd obviously devote my existence to making her live an utter misery and sexually degrading her, but such sacrifices must me made, I'm afraid. :shrug:

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Abbott actually had quite a pretty face when she was younger.

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Abbott actually had quite a pretty face when she was younger.

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Well you could try and console yourself with that thought, I suppose. :shrug:

She does have a slightly sexy laugh too

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

She does have a slightly sexy laugh too

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this thread has taken quite the turn :puke:

Hopefully you're reading this thread from the bottom up, IUFG
If so, please proceed no further