turning up in hazmat suits? or we have stand there akwardly at the door trying to avoid each other.
turning up in hazmat suits? or we have stand there akwardly at the door trying to avoid each other.
I think they knock on your door and run away - they have been taking advice from 13-year-olds from the 1970sQuote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
How the fúck do you keep getting these deliveries P? Did you register as an 85 year old wheelchair bound woman :rubchin:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
I was a smart pass member previously so they changed it to let you have a slot easier, it's still quite hit and miss.Quote:
Originally Posted by barrybueno
Standing around a supermarket car park queuing to get in with loads of people doesn't seem good to me. I hate queuing at the best of times so standing there watching a bunch of precious people with masks and condesending looks is more than I can deal with.
:hehe: Ah knock down ginger :cloud9: Gosh that sounds like a proper hate crime right there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
Yes must admit I will not be joining any Covid Conga lines during all this bollox. I can see the queue outside Waitrose from my front room window which is handy except that there always is one. Went to Lidls last Monday week in the afternoon, no queue and about 15 shoppers in there. It were great lad :thumbup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
No the just put the bags down on your doorstep and **** off smartish.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
They’ve stopped delivering bottled water, the ****s.
The Wine Society - having previously shown cowardice in the face of the enemy and stopped deliveries - finally delivered me a case of their claret last night. Clearly they got an absolute savaging from their members (me included) and have lost millions in revenue to their rivals who stayed open. Gobshítes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
does that include tonic water? I have some of them on order.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Due to Tesco's 'Only 3 of the same items' horse****, it looks as though I'm going to have to go out and risk the bad AIDS in order to get tonic water this weekend. That or drink Negronis. Or mix gin with 7-Up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
Anyway. Fúck you Tesco!
Scotch and water for me. I braved Tesco yesterday for bottled water so I’m all good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
That summer when it was all hot, I took to drinking gin with loads of ice and that San Pellegrino lemonade. It were well nice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
What's wrong with Thames Water from the tap you big girls blouse!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Tap water’s rank, b. It’s been drunk before and pissed out about 300 times. Eew.Quote:
Originally Posted by barrybueno
I take my gin with ginger beer these days. Slice of cucumber.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
It tastes shíte, is full of chalk and has been through thousands of urethras, bb.Quote:
Originally Posted by barrybueno
Nice. Will try. Any particular variety of ginger beer you'd recommend?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I don't mind a gin and orange juice - not a patch on a gin and tonic of course (the orange can be too overpowering), but needs must.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Fentimans. They do one with a splash of lime, which is nice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Well you both make a fair point but I'll stick with my second hand tap water. With the amount I drink I couldn't afford bottled water anyway and actually buying it all the time would piss me off. So there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
No doubt if I dare mention Bitter Lemon you're all going to rip the píss?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I have a sort of filtering system built into my plumbing. It requires me to feed huge amounts of salt into it for some reason. These come every few months - they just seem to appear in my porch. It's all very mysterious, but it means my water is drinkable and everything doesn't get limescaled to fúck, so :shrug:Quote:
Originally Posted by barrybueno
Ooh I haven’t tasted bitter lemon in years, bb! I might get some in. Gin and bitter lemon... must be worth a go.Quote:
Originally Posted by barrybueno
God, I haven't tasted bitter lemon in donkey's years! What is the chemical they put into it that makes it taste so weird?Quote:
Originally Posted by barrybueno
My old folks had similar in Shirley as the water was hard/soft? Bad for everything anyway. I've got a 3 litre jug with the filter thing in it although I stopped buying the filters 10 years ago so it's just a jug :hehe: Still nice to have freezing cold water all year round though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
If only we knew where one could get cheap Brita Water Filters, bb! :rubchin: :driving: :banghead:Quote:
Originally Posted by barrybueno
Is that a Nicosia reference? :hehe:Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
It certainly is. A great day when he out-banaled even himself by discussing where to buy the cheapest water filters. :hehe:Quote:
Originally Posted by barrybueno
:clap: Classic stuff. RIP Nics' Awimb career. Retired too soon imo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Poor chap never got over being shown to have slagged off Sanchez before he joined Arsenal. To be shown to have participated in this act of pre-emptive disloyalty seemed to blow his mental fuses completely.Quote:
Originally Posted by barrybueno
At one point I think he was reduced to accusing the mods of having doctored his post or something. :hehe:
Yep - what bb said - you big chlorine averse homo.Quote:
Originally Posted by barrybueno
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That's a softener. You are supposed to have a feed that by-passes the softener for drinking water. Softened water is toxic.