No going out, even for exercise. No shopping trips unless really essential. Stay in doors..... this is for the BH weekend
No going out, even for exercise. No shopping trips unless really essential. Stay in doors..... this is for the BH weekend
This is when the 'riots' begin. Will I get shot if I attempt to buy some beer?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pokster
You'll be fine as long as you buy some supposed 'necessity' like bread or whatever with it, b. :shrood:Quote:
Originally Posted by barrybueno
Yes, yes you willQuote:
Originally Posted by barrybueno
Sauce?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pokster
Also, I'm extremely dubious about their ability to impose any such regime.
Are Easter Eggs a necessity now it is actually Easter Week - I think we should be toldQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I need some extra Lego bricks. Might have to sneak off to the dealer round the corner.Quote:
Originally Posted by barrybueno
I'm pretty sure you go to Hell if you don't eat chocolate at Easter, la. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
Like it B. Some milk too, that'll confuse the Feds.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Oh well, San Miguel is worth dying for imoQuote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
I'd rather have Corona - and I do mean the virusQuote:
Originally Posted by barrybueno
Thanks b - I was sure our Catholic beliefs would come in handy some dayQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Oh LA. I am disappoint. :-( I feel sad now, I think I'm going to cry :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
With the reaction to all this you can see now why all those ghastly Stalinist despots used to get crowds of starving people cheering on their dear leaders as they were given a loaf of bread to do the week.
Do they even have enough cells to deal with the arrests they will have to make?
Lol Imagine being arrested and stuck overnight 5 man in a cell.
Wife's friend works for the home office,she has just been making the video that will be released with itQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
PIC? We still have standards, pQuote:
Originally Posted by Pokster
you would.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
Am I allowed out into the garden?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pokster
proletariat a garden c. That won't fool my mensheviks for a moment when they arrive to pay you out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Are those sweet little ponies OK btw?
We need the pic! In her office attire if possible. You know, heels, stockings, glasses etcQuote:
Originally Posted by Pokster
This is no way to speak of your wife P. I mean, I know we all would, most of us have, but let's show her a little respect.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pokster
That’s the back paddock, h. The gardens are complete,y different.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
They are very well, thank you. Losing their winter coats now, so they’re having lots of grooming.
Once this is all over I’d love you to come and meet them. You could take a look at the bath, as well - it seems to be draining quite slowly.
Plunge the hell out of that mofo C. I'll pop round and do it if you like. I fúcking love plunging, can't wait until my sink needs doing again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
And I would be honoured to come c. I'll give your heating system a thorough health check too and give your wife's plumbing a damn good seeing to ( she doesn't go in for all this hair removal nonsense does he?)Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Saves me a jobQuote:
Originally Posted by Maravilloso Marvo
Should they attempt this, now is the time to resist. The lockdown is killing people, we should be out and about creating immunity.
****s.
Does tin foil count? I need to get some to create a hat. Hopefully it will protect me from the 5G laser-beams.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pokster
Can't you prescribe yourself some - should be allowed if it is for medical reasonsQuote:
Originally Posted by Rich