Apparently the transfer window has already opened

Have we signed anyone yet?

Just remember the Guendouzi fee is minus £17m

That’s the money we need to pay Ozil so he can F off

:nod:

I got a feeling we’re getting Jon Stones at the back.

And...please no Willian ffs

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Have we signed anyone yet?

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:nod: Pablo Mari and Cedric Soares

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

:nod: Pablo Mari and Cedric Soares

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We're also going to fanny about over signing Partey and then a PL rival will come in and pay the asking price for him :-(

Pray this Newcastle deal don’t go through.

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Pray this Newcastle deal don’t go through.

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I don't think it will - Premier League seem very anti it for obvious reasons. Think Ashley will look to this alternative American option which won't bring in as much cash as the Saudis promised too

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Pray this Newcastle deal don’t go through.

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I'll drink to that, t :lager:

unlike the arabs, of course

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:nod: Pablo Mari and Cedric Soares

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Ceballos for another season long loan :tapsnose:

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Originally Posted by IUFG

Ceballos for another season long loan :tapsnose:

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Seems quite likely - and not a bad thing.

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

Seems quite likely - and not a bad thing.

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:nod: He's been excellent since the restart.

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We're also going to fanny about over signing Partey and then a PL rival will come in and pay the asking price for him :-(

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Psst... Not sure we can consider Liverpool, City, United, Chelsea, Spurs, Leicester as 'rivals' per se.

:-(

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Originally Posted by Rich

Psst... Not sure we can consider Liverpool, City, United, Chelsea, Spurs, Leicester as 'rivals' per se.

:-(

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Oh do **** off

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I'll drink to that, t :lager:

unlike the arabs, of course

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You know the wrong arabs

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You know the wrong arabs

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Oh, I've seen plenty of Emirati drinking in hotel bars.

Johnny Walker appears to be their weapon of choice, generally. WTF is wrong with them?


I also hear that the Saudis want to start to cash in on tourism. Who the **** is going to go there if you can't have a beer?

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Oh, I've seen plenty of Emirati drinking in hotel bars.

Johnny Walker appears to be their weapon of choice, generally. WTF is wrong with them?


I also hear that the Saudis want to start to cash in on tourism. Who the **** is going to go there if you can't have a beer?

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Same with Indians. They all think Johnny Walker black label is the best whiskey you can get.

One time, I took a bottle of decent single malt out for my mate in the mountains. But they still insisted on mixing it with coke, so I went back to Johnny Walker the next time.

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Same with Indians. They all think Johnny Walker black label is the best whiskey you can get.

One time, I took a bottle of decent single malt out for my mate in the mountains. But they still insisted on mixing it with coke, so I went back to Johnny Walker the next time.

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My daughter married a first generation American born Indian, family emigrated from Karala. Anyway they almost broke me on how much Hennessy they drank. All of them. I observed the the "leader", Uncle Someone, preferred it which meant that they all followed. Wowsas.

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Psst... Not sure we can consider Liverpool, City, United, Chelsea, Spurs, Leicester as 'rivals' per se.

:-(

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Please show you workings you daft cock