This is only because I bribed Kurt, my mate's dog, with Merguez.

You all owe me.

c. €2.50 for the two butcher's best merguez he's getting.

I gave him a bit of pain de fromage to get our first half equalizer.

But after c.75 mins, I said he could have loads of merguez if he turned this round for us.

This is what happens if you know that all of time and space (and all the other dimensions) are holistic and that it is all just a manifestation of Pure Divine Love.

Dick is still an utter cünt who needs to be sacked asap, obv.

Jai Shree Ganesh.