Suffice to say: Very much not alright at the back :-( :yikes:
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Suffice to say: Very much not alright at the back :-( :yikes:
We knew that bit already though. What did we learn in this doc?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
p.s. going to see Simon Evans tonight* :cloud9:
*In Gravesend :-(
I saw him when he supported Lee Mack.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
Both were very good, tbf.
It was mostly a proper and thorough re-tread of the facts. The grisly details were confirmed by four forensic pathologists and they aired the 999 call (“A geezer’s drowned in the pool… you don’t expect it, do you?”).Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
The postscript told us police believe that “loyalties” may have changed that Essex Police had relaunched their investigation with a £20,000 reward.
What I hadn't realised was that it happened in Roydon, which is just down the road from me.
I wish you joy of your evening. And Gravesend at least isn't Dartford, so be grateful for small mercies.
It did cause me to google 'pool thermometer', though and, frankly, the shape of them does invite this sort of thing imo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
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Is that really what they shoved up his arse????? I thought it was a steel object?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Was anyone brave enough to delicately suggest he may have put it up there himself? I mean, the gays aren't entirely impartial to that kind of thing, are they?
:hehe: I was about to suggest that exact pointQuote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
There was that and a broken shed door handle, apparently. The mind boggles.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
I'm not sure there was any suggestion that Lubbock was a gay. Although if he wasn't, accepting an invitation to Michael Barrymore's pool party suggests a frankly life-endangering naivety.
A pool thermometer? A shed door handle? You know you've had a bad night when your rectum is left resembling the conveyor belt round of The Generation Game :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
:nod: The Degeneration Game.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
There's an awful lot of sodomy on here today, isn't there? Must be Friday.
vg, b.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
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Can't imagine Barrymore was a patch on Lee Mack tbhQuote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
one has to ask...Quote:
Originally Posted by barrybueno
how did a warm up man for Little and Large end up with a TV career of their own..?
the mind boggles.
Blimey, that's a lot of warming up to do imo. Obviously bowled the tv execs over with the all time classic 'alwight at the back?' Genius.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
I'd argue that it's pretty easy to look like a comic genius next to Little and Large.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG