So I feel I ought to mark Brexit Day with a nice dinner.

Something a bit fancy, like. What should I make?

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Originally Posted by Burney

Something a bit fancy, like. What should I make?

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To truly reflect the day, I suggest that you take some meat and boil it until it's grey. Take bread and make a pap, with milk. Eat this with some nice ale, a pint of Tepid Dishwater should do you nicely.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Something a bit fancy, like. What should I make?

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Something typically English?

Chicken Tikka Massala...

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Originally Posted by Sir C

To truly reflect the day, I suggest that you take some meat and boil it until it's grey. Take bread and make a pap, with milk. Eat this with some nice ale, a pint of Tepid Dishwater should do you nicely.

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Roast beef would make sense, but it would be wrong on a Friday. What are you making tonight?

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Originally Posted by IUFG

Something typically English?

Chicken Tikka Massala...

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I could just get a takeaway, couldn't I? And then drink myself stupid.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Roast beef would make sense, but it would be wrong on a Friday. What are you making tonight?

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Today we will have a special treat as it's Friday.

For each diner:

Lean eye of sirloin steak, 150 g - 275 calories
Brocolli, steamed, 6 florets - 30 calories
Lettuce, little gem, one - 30 calories
Vinaigrette, 1/2 tablespoon - 60 calories

Red wine, 750 ml - 616 calories

Meal total: 1016 calories.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Today we will have a special treat as it's Friday.

For each diner:

Lean eye of sirloin steak, 150 g - 275 calories
Brocolli, steamed, 6 florets - 30 calories
Lettuce, little gem, one - 30 calories
Vinaigrette, 1/2 tablespoon - 60 calories

Red wine, 750 ml - 616 calories

Meal total: 1016 calories.

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Oh, dear. I forgot you'd turned protestant. :-(

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Originally Posted by Burney

Oh, dear. I forgot you'd turned protestant. :-(

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I'm almost there, actually. I've taken off 7lbs in about 10 days.

I'm staying on it until next Friday, when I will eat breakfast at the A1 Truckstop at Colserworth (the so-called 'Belly Buster') followed by fish and chips for lunch at The Old Keswickian.

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I could just get a takeaway, couldn't I? And then drink myself stupid.

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Get a Chinese :thumbup: Wonder if they're noticing a drop off in orders? :hehe:

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Originally Posted by barrybueno

Get a Chinese :thumbup: Wonder if they're noticing a drop off in orders? :hehe:

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I was reading today that Coronavirus is causing a spike in anti-Chinese sentiment. To be honest, I hadn't noticed this (possibly because I never liked the inscrutable little fúckers in the first place), so I might do my bit by firebombing the local chinky tonight.