You can only have one condiment for the rest of your life

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01-30-2020, 04:36 PM
Burney

You can only have one condiment for the rest of your life

Tomato (Heinz, obvs)
Brown (don't care which - they're all disgusting)
Worcestershire
Mayonnaise
Sriracha or other chilli sauce
Mustard (English or whichever homo version you (wrongly) prefer)
Other

Clearly the right answer is English mustard, but if you have incorrect opinions, please share them
01-30-2020, 04:41 PM
Sir C

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burney

Tomato (Heinz, obvs)
Brown (don't care which - they're all disgusting)
Worcestershire
Mayonnaise
Sriracha or other chilli sauce
Mustard (English or whichever homo version you (wrongly) prefer)
Other

Clearly the right answer is English mustard, but if you have incorrect opinions, please share them

Proper chilli sauce. Not gaylord Sriracha. Something with a little zing. A good chilli oil, for preference.
01-30-2020, 04:43 PM
Burney

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir C

Proper chilli sauce. Not gaylord Sriracha. Something with a little zing. A good chilli oil, for preference.

This is probably the least wrong of the wrong answers, but you can't put chilli sauce on a pork pie, can you?
01-30-2020, 04:45 PM
Sir C

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burney

This is probably the least wrong of the wrong answers, but you can't put chilli sauce on a pork pie, can you?

I do. I put chilli sauce on everything. I put chilli sauce on poached eggs, on steaks, on bacon sandwiches, everything.

My wife finds this distasteful.
01-31-2020, 10:01 AM
Monty92

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I do. I put chilli sauce on everything. I put chilli sauce on poached eggs, on steaks, on bacon sandwiches, everything.

My wife finds this distasteful.

My wife puts it on everything too. We should swap.
01-31-2020, 10:12 AM
Burney

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monty92

My wife puts it on everything too. We should swap.

I'm sure there are websites for this sort of thing. Or car parks.
01-31-2020, 10:15 AM
Monty92

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burney

I'm sure there are websites for this sort of thing. Or car parks.

No, I mean she puts it on *everything* :-(
01-31-2020, 10:17 AM
barrybueno

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burney

Tomato (Heinz, obvs)
Brown (don't care which - they're all disgusting)
Worcestershire
Mayonnaise
Sriracha or other chilli sauce
Mustard (English or whichever homo version you (wrongly) prefer)
Other

Clearly the right answer is English mustard, but if you have incorrect opinions, please share them

I'll go for the sweet chilli sauce, nothing flash just some stuff I get from Lidl's. I swear I could eat dogshít with that on it B.
01-31-2020, 10:35 AM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Burney

Clearly the right answer is English mustard, but if you have incorrect opinions, please share them

You're wrong of course, b, but English mustard is a close second.
01-31-2020, 12:09 PM
PSRB

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir C

I do. I put chilli sauce on everything. I put chilli sauce on poached eggs, on steaks, on bacon sandwiches, everything.

My wife finds this distasteful.

:nod: Chilli sauce goes with everything
01-31-2020, 02:32 PM
Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burney

Tomato (Heinz, obvs)
Brown (don't care which - they're all disgusting)
Worcestershire
Mayonnaise
Sriracha or other chilli sauce
Mustard (English or whichever homo version you (wrongly) prefer)
Other

Clearly the right answer is English mustard, but if you have incorrect opinions, please share them

English is a very strange way to spell Dijon.
01-31-2020, 08:21 PM
The Insider

Anything Kimchi related. although Im surprised that you scum haven't mentioned horseradish. Creamed obviously, not the supermarket sauce ****e, I grow my own and make own condiment, literally goes with everything.